PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And